Stinky

Oliver now has an imaginary friend named Stinky who "looks like Captain Phoebus." I'm assuming that means he's blond? Stinky is a little naughty. When I'm pushing Oliver on the swings, he wants me to push Stinky too, but Stinky will jump off of the swing and onto the clubhouse, which, according to Oliver is "very dangerous." At school, Stinky had to stay inside at recess because he got into an altercation with a girl. I'm unclear who pushed who, but I don't think Stinky was blameless in that situation. Stinky probably wears a leather jacket and spits in the alley.

On the verge

Here's Oliver on the verge of busting a move to the songs in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. His baton and his keys are his Willy Wonka costume.

Happy Easter!

Egg Dying

Talking to Papa:

Oliver's "Gun"

When you have pacifist parents, you have to be creative: