Upon meeting baby Zim: "Don't worry, I know everything about babies."

"I love baby Zim. He's my baby friend."

Scarlet's 5th Birthday

This is Oliver's friend Isolde and their French teacher, Capucine.

Eating a popsicle in St. Augustine.

Camping

"Mommy, that man's smoking and it smells terrible."

"Eeeeeewwwwwwwww! Papa said f*%k!"

"That smells like blacktoast intolerant."

"Boys have penises, girls just have a butt."

Lily: "Kristen smokes and daddy drinks rum."

Guess who can swim!

Watch these expressions:

While walking through the hallway of his school: "Mommy, look at all the Jewish people!"

Later that day: "Mommy, if Papa is Jewish then why doesn't he wear a hat?"

Gymnastics

Oliver is in the red shirt: