The Anal Phase

I just found an envelope in a big stack of paperwork that had this conversation with Oliver scribbled on the back of it. I originally thought that I was going to capture my precocious child saying something about the dictionary that he was carrying around at that time, but it turned out to be all about poop. Isn't it always? This is from July 10, 2009:
This is a dictionary book. I'm going to read it to you. Are you ready? Ok. I'm gonna show you somethin. There are letters. They say poop. Read more of the book. Read a book about poop. Poop, poop, poop goes in the dot dot. That's a square. That's a poop square. There's all different poops. Letter poops. That starts with poop. You're a poop head. Poop comes out of your hiney.