Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Fishy!

Hello everyone! We'd like to introduce you to Oliver's new pet. He is a fish and his name is Fishy. But first, we need to establish a few ground rules.
1. We only look at Fishy. We do not touch him.
2. We do not throw miscellaneous items in Fishy's bowl (well, we have done this a few times already this morning but we're going to try really hard not to).
3. We can wave at Fishy and say "Hi-eee Fishy!" and look at him all we want to.
4. We can put food in Fishy's bowl once a day.
5. Perhaps most importantly, we do not dump out Fishy's water.
Fishy is an exemplary pet. He does not swat things off the nightstand to wake you up at 5:00am. Nor does he pee on the kitchen floor. And if he gets to be too much trouble we can just flush him down the toilet! How great is that?


2 comments:

elizabeth said...

that's great. I've been thinking about getting a fish for Wiley, too. But I reeealllly don't want to clean out the tank.

Capri said...

Don't worry about it! Just flush it down the toilet or make some goldfish sashimi. YUM.